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Thats a good one Rock.
George W. Bush was out jogging one morning along the parkway when he tripped, fell over the bridge railing and landed in the creek below. Before the Secret Service guys could get to him,3 kids who were fishing pulled him out of the water. He was so grateful he offered the kids whatever they wanted. The first kid says, "I want to go to Disneyland." George W. says, "No problem. I'll take you there on Air Force One." The second kid says, "I want a new pair of Nike Air Jordan's." George .W. says, "I'll get them for you and even have Michael sign them!!" The third kid says, "I want a motorized wheel chair w/a built in tv & stereo/headset!" Bush is a little perplexed by this and says, "But you don't look like you're handicapped." The kid says, "I will be after my dad finds out I saved you from drowning!!!"
What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach, so you get what we had here last week which is the way he wants it. Well, he gets it.
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Thats a good one Rock.
"Call me crazy, but I want to buy the Dallas Cowboys end zone and have the star right at the foot of my bed. That way when I score, I can spike the ball right on the star!" -Woody Paige, Around the Horn 10.9.08
That is a good one...i like it. I have one for you:
Conversation in the oval office:
Condoleeza Rice: Mr. President I have some bad news...apparently 4 Brazilian soldiers were killed today while on a humanitarian assignment in Iraq.
Bush: Oh my God!...call Donnie and tell him to fire up the Nukes!
Rice: With all do respect George I think you are getting a little carried away.
Bush: Are you kidding me!?! This is a catastrophe! How did this happen? I want some answers. I didn't even know we had that many soldiers over there!
Rice: What are you talking about?
Bush: How many is a Brazillion anyway?
What do Bill Clinton and Abe Lincoln have in common?
One got his brains blown out
the other got assasinated [img]/LDPforum/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]
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